Tom (b) ReedA Vital Refresher on Friend Hugs After Being Isolated With Your Lover for a YearFriend Hugs are back!?3 min read·Jun 18, 2021----
Tom (b) ReedHave Our Special Legal Protections for Armed White Guys Who Just Shot A Bunch Of People Gone Too…*TW: satire about shootings, police, misogyny and racism. (written late March 2021)3 min read·Jun 9, 2021----
Tom (b) ReedMy Truly Magnificent “Record-At-Home” Audition As Described By Me, An Actor In Lockdown(From December 2020)2 min read·Mar 26, 2021----
Tom (b) ReedMillionDollarTP.com— a parody website for “these times”Remember the pandemic early days? Toilet paper shortages were (somehow) our main concern. This is a parody website I made that mocks tone…2 min read·Mar 26, 2021----
Tom (b) ReedHi, I’m Amy Klobuchar! These Folksy On-Message Zingers Just Came to Me Off the Cuff (1/14/20)Remember the primaries? Me neither. A version of this was published on The Nordly, extended cut below.2 min read·Mar 26, 2021----
Tom (b) ReedHonest Explanations for Your College Blackface Photos (2/7/2019)In college you were racist.2 min read·Mar 26, 2021----
Tom (b) ReedPickup Lines You Can Use To Destigmatize Your DepressionWhat’s your sign? Mine is “warning.” Recognizing them is half the battle.2 min read·Apr 10, 2020----
Tom (b) ReedClimatologists: One Additional Degree Of Warming Will Cause All Of Earth’s Corn To PopPARIS — New findings published in the International Journal of Climatology warn that a rise in average global temperature of as little as…2 min read·Jan 16, 2019----
Tom (b) Reed“Life Finds… A Way” (Jurassic Park-themed ‘My Way’ parody song lyrics)[Sing along! This is from the POV of Jurassic Park founder, John Hammond, to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” ]2 min read·Dec 21, 2017----
Tom (b) ReedOne Year After Vine Shutdown: Hollywood Awash In Glut Of High Quality Feature-Length FilmsHOLLYWOOD — Film industry insiders confirm that last year’s shuttering of six-second video app, Vine, has lead to an unprecedented deluge…2 min read·Nov 26, 2017----